Kinoki!

I just saw this ad on TV:

I was waiting for the punch line, y'know, the part where the guy to come on and says, "but I saved a lot of money on my car insurance!", but that didn't really happen. There's no way anyone actually buys this stuff, is there?

My favorite part (but there are oh so many):

Just like a tree draws energy in and toxins down its trunk, Kinoki foot pads work the same way.